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Hey Shank, don’t bogey before your clubs hit the pro shop!

A very important attachment is the plastic hosel at the end of the golf club shaft holding the club head onto the shaft.  When the weekend warrior is gripping it and ripping it, as the weight transfers, the ball explodes off the tee and the club head flies ninety degrees right hitting Spaulding right between the eyes!  Next thing you know Judge Smells is filing suit against your company!

El Presidente is here to on Easter Sunday to save!  Repent.  Walk towards the green light, the green light of the SmartDispenser®.  For those of you who aren’t Caddyshack fans you’re probably fairly confused.  Spaulding? And why does the Judge smell?  Stay with me, El Presidente loves the uncultured as well as the cultured.  Maybe I’ll throw in a free copy of Caddyshack if you buy a SmartDispenser®?

Most club manufacturers opt for a two component epoxy to bond the club head to the shaft.  The bond is strong but the process is slow and you have to worry about maintaining the proper mix ratio.  One slip of the mix ratio and the bond strength puts your product “right in the lumber yard” like Danny Noonan’s approach shot.  More recently the “Cinderella Kid” of club heads is not Carl the greens keeper but cyanoacrylate (aka: superglue).  The delivery process and cure time is superfast, the bond strengths are amazingly strong and it is a single component so ratio setting is eliminated.

Those of you experienced with cyanoacrylate dispensing know dispensing the stuff is as tough as killing all the gophers at Bushwood Country Club!  Come warship at the altar of El Presidente.  SmartDispenser® saves!  The Cyanoacrylate SmartDispenser™ delivers cyanoacrylate efficiently – problem free.  Available in a traditional control center or in a 19 inch din rail mount with the amazing Push-to-Connect™ gun connector, reducing syringe change over to seconds and the  AirFree™ syringe filling system loading all syringes to the same fill height to a fraction of an inch.  Why is that important?  Because Grasshoppa, when mulitple syringes are in one automation cell you want them all to run out at the same time so all syringes are changed at once.  Do you know why Master calls you Grasshoppa?  Because you ugly like insect! (little David Carradine – Kung Fu for your enjoyment!  Afterall isn’t blogging supposed to be entertaining?)

Don’t be a Spaulding!  Step up to faster production times and increased bond strength today.  Call Fishman®!  Follow me (Fishman® Corporation) on Twitter for more game saving tips.  El Presidente will make you a scratch “playa” before the club championship.

Happy Easter Everyone!

EL Presidente Out~